Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Vikings Fans

Posted by Alex On January - 24 - 2010

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I would like to have one final word with Viking’s fans before we end the season. I think a few things need to be clarified so that we can move on to 2010.

 

 

 

 

Dear Vikings fans,

 

Hi guys, what a great run you had. It was a great game, and I am elated that you can now feel the pain of coming so close only to have the game thrown away by your leader and Pro-Bowl superstars.

 

This was your year. You got Brett Favre, the guy who was so amazing that the Super Bowl tickets should just have been mailed to you in April. I imagine it was hard to watch your invincible leader get screwed over so badly. Nine times out of ten you win.

 

I mean it’s obvious you guys barely got a call all game. I saw at least three times where a Saint looked at Favre wrong and didn’t get a personal foul. I will admit it was tough to watch the Silver Fox limp off the field, but at least everyone forgot about the interception.

 

I am so pissed we didn’t get to draft Peterson right now. That guy is frickin’ amazing. He can make the ball roll forward farther than any player I have seen in history. I mean I couldn’t believe it at first, but then he did it a couple more times just for good measure. Then, everyone started doing it. It was awesome.

 

It’s okay, there is always next year. I mean Favre will announce he is coming back tonight right? So, by tomorrow you should be fine knowing that you should once again have an easy road to the Super Bowl in 2010.

 

While you are wondering who is going to command your team next year, how many suspensions will your players actually have to serve, and how many empty seats are left… I’ll be dreaming of our twenty-something Pro-Bowl quarterback, one of the youngest teams in the NFL, and the new impact players that Ted Thompson is going to bring in to take us over the top.

 

Don’t worry, as a Packer fan I can tell you that most likely Favre will be back; and if you are really, really lucky, you’ll get another chance to watch an NFC Championship game get thrown down the tubes. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.

 

The Vikings suck.

 

Have a great day,

 

Alex

 

P.S. I started writing this before Favre threw it away in the fourth instead of running. Nice one Bert.

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  1. FITZCORE1252 Said,

    Brent ain’t never won SH-T without the PACK! WOOT! Brent and Queens = FAIL!

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:23 pm

  2. FITZCORE1252 Said,

    YESSS. I got a grand on the NFC to win it all, I woulda rather lost a grr than root for those LOSERS!

    That last pick was pure PERFECTION!

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Max

    Max Reply:

    I called it. It happened. Knew Favre would throw the game away. The queens stink and always will.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

  3. Jersey Al
    Twitter: JerseyAlGBP

    Said,

    Classic – Brilliant – Beautiful.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

  4. jrehor Said,

    Way to have this ready! Well done!

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

  5. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    F u c k you, you ignorant piece of sh*t….

    Packers will NEVER win without Favre you fucking trailer trash assholes…

    Saints had to cheat (with the help of the REFS) to get IN..

    GO COLTS…

    “GET ON THE ONE AND DONE TRAIN AND SHUT THE F U C K UP”..
    -ERIN RODGERS

    [Reply]

    Greg C. Reply:

    It was a nice touch that he could’ve run it for ten yards if he wasn’t scared to run, as he has been for the past ten years or so. A total chump interception. Now you know how we felt at the end of the 2007 season, Mr. Johnson.

    [Reply]

    Jersey Al
    Twitter: JerseyAlGBP

    Reply:

    Hahahahahah. Enjoy the offseason drama you are about to endure!!!

    [Reply]

    Bryce

    Bryce Reply:

    Hahahahahahhaha!!!! What was that you said to me a few weeks ago about Favre not throwing any back breaking interceptions this year? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    [Reply]

    Erik

    Erik Reply:

    So your favorite team just lost the biggest game of the season. And the first thing you do is come to a rival team’s web-site and troll?

    What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously.

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    Funny thing is, If Brent woulda stayed with the Jets he might be playing in two weeks! IRONY RULZ!

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Asshalo

    Asshalo Reply:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    [Reply]

    Hofschneider

    Hofschneider Reply:

    Oh, I’m sorry for you. Pure pain! It’s hard to wake up after such a night and finally realize; I’m wearing purple and it looks ugly. So ugly, that it hurts.Man, I’m sorry for you. But remember, my ugly friend, until Favre comes back in the middle of Training camp and will have the hole lockerroom behind him (cearly after such a lose), Sage Rosenfels looks way better in purple thah you do.

    Oh, btw… and Brad Childress just got a new, money-eating contract for picking Favre up from the airport. Just like MM got in 2007 (do you get my point?). The future looks bright for you and your franchise, little purple wearing jerk. Fuck you!

    [Reply]

    Gbpfan

    Gbpfan Reply:

    “With the help of refs”

    Are you kidding me? Those refs spent the whole game picking Favre up and fixing his jersey for him. And there were those calls where roughing the passer was called on entirely stupid occasions. If anybody loves Favre more than Fox Sports of Peter King, it’s NFL Refs.

    [Reply]

    Max

    Max Reply:

    I’d just like to add…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

  6. FITZCORE1252 Said,

    Alex,

    Great post, Bert haha. Who was the saints MVP Peterson or Bert?

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

  7. Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Said,

    I knew it would be minutes until JJ was in here crying his eyes out.

    Fail

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    Jeremiah

    Jeremiah's Johnson Reply:

    And I knew you’d be whining like the little bitch that you are Alex, posting your CRAP against Favre….

    You are a small, little man…you know that?

    Packers..”ONE and DONE BUS”..

    EPIC FAIL…..Ted Thompson

    [Reply]

    Erik

    Erik Reply:

    You’re the one sitting on his web-site for twenty minutes acting like a psycho. How is this even remotely healthy or fun for you? What is your deal?

    [Reply]

    Alex Tallitsch

    Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Reply:

    Today rules…

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    Yes, Alex. Yes it does!

    [Reply]

    Max

    Max Reply:

    You love Brent WAAAAYYYY too much

    [Reply]

    Asshalo

    Asshalo Reply:

    I have to give it to him for showing up.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

  8. PackersRS Said,

    So, nothing to say, Jeremiah’s Johnson, or whatever?

    Are you going back with the Packers?

    Are you going to develop a new nickname and pretend you never rooted for the Vikings???

    I pitty you.

    And to all Vikings fans, once again, land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!

    [Reply]

    Jersey Al
    Twitter: JerseyAlGBP

    Reply:

    Love it: “land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!”

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

  9. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    FUCK THE PACKERS..

    NOTHING BUT HOMOSEXUAL LOSERS…AND WHITE TRASH CRACKER FANS…

    YOU HAVE NO CLASS.

    FITZCORE, YOU’RE A PUSSY..LET’S MEET FOR A BEER SOMEWHERE, I’LL BUY!
    JERKOFF

    [Reply]

    Scott

    Scott Reply:

    Must be a p@@@y viking fan!

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    Haha, I’ll reside in your head ALL OFFSEASON, U R MY BIT-H! If you’re ever in Washington, look me up, I’ll be glad to slap you around!

    You ain’t half the man yer momma is, BOY! Your team just got SMOKED, you don’t want a couple black eyes to go with it :-)

    Enjoy Sagvaris Jackenfels, I hope this year was worth stunting your teams development for who knows how many years… SCRUUUUUB!

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Two Jet Winston

    Two Jet Winston Reply:

    That’s how you rip someone for having no class? I guess people who don’t get it don’t get that they don’t get it.

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    I don’t get it?

    [Reply]

    Max

    Max Reply:

    Ha. I love this guy. He’s just what you want after watching a Queens ass pumping… an obnoxious Brent fan!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:34 pm

  10. Bryce Said,

    I knew the old Brett would resurface. It just took until his last pass of the season.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

  11. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    Right, and 5 fumbles had nothing to do with it, right aszhole?

    [Reply]

    Erik

    Erik Reply:

    You’ve been here for almost fifteen minutes, just writing crazy stuff and throwing around insults.

    Seriously, dude. What the hell?

    [Reply]

    Bryce

    Bryce Reply:

    You know JJ, the more you talk, the funnier it gets.

    [Reply]

    Max

    Max Reply:

    Jeremiah has some serious mental issues…….. he supports the vikings.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:39 pm

  12. Doug Said,

    The Queens tried to build their megateam, kinda like the Redskins over the last few years. How’s that working? Ted Thompson is the big winner today. The Pack may not have made it as far, but they made it just as far with Brent two years ago and with a younger team. Our best years are ahead of us. All the Queens got is a whack-a-mole QB who may or may not retire and sub-par backup QB’s who have had their confidence battered by not being able to compete for the job.

    Go Pack Go!

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    Jeremiah

    Jeremiah's Johnson Reply:

    That makes absolutely NO sense, moron….

    The VIKINGS smacked the lame ass Packers down TWICE like a bitch…

    The SHOULD have been in the SB if not for 6 fumbles….

    You guys suck, and I laugh..

    I will never root for the Packers as long as that lame ass faggot is running the team–Ted Thompson.

    [Reply]

    Doug

    Doug Reply:

    The SHOULD have been in the SB if not for 6 fumbles….

    LMFAO

    Brett stuck it to the Pack, then he stuck it to his own legacy, completing Peterson’s work toward that end. Go ahead, Viqueen. You can have him next year too!

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

    [Reply]

    Alex Tallitsch

    Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Reply:

    LOL at whack-a-mole.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

  13. Scott Said,

    Jerrimiah, sounds like someone that should be wearing purple and yellow.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

  14. Mr. Bacon Said,

    This season is now a success for Packers fans.

    [Reply]

    Alex Tallitsch

    Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Reply:

    BACON!

    [Reply]

    Mr. Bacon

    Mr. Bacon Reply:

    Alex, Rodgers is coming back for a 6th season. Break out the Drums!

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

  15. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    FAVRE > PACKERS….

    [Reply]

    Jersey Al
    Twitter: JerseyAlGBP

    Reply:

    FAVRE + VIKINGS = FAIL

    [Reply]

    PackersRS

    PackersRS Reply:

    Second to that! The most choker qb with the most choker franchise.

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    RS,

    Tru dat, match made in heaven!

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 10:59 pm

  16. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    HOW DID YOU FEEL THIS YEAR, PACK FANS..WITH RODGERS CHOKING ON COCK IN ARIZONA?

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    AAAAAAAHAHA,

    You’re such a WHINY little BITCH! SCRUBS like you make me laugh! The world needs SCRUBS, so us NON-SCRUBS appreciate how awesome not being SCRUBS is!

    Oh yeah, almost forgot… YOU ARE A SCRUUUUB!

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:01 pm

  17. PackersRS Said,

    Here’s a little nugget if you don’t know.

    Favre’s last pass:

    As a Falcon – INT

    As a Packer – INT

    As a Jet – INT

    As a Viking – INT

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

  18. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    You’re a lying piece of shit, PackersRS..(but that’s no surprise, all Packer fans are!)

    Favre’s last pass as a Jet = 4 yds.

    [Reply]

    Bryce

    Bryce Reply:

    No, actually, that’s wrong. He threw a pick against the Dolphins. Look it up…adam schefter’s twitter page.

    [Reply]

    Hofschneider

    Hofschneider Reply:

    Jersey Al: “land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!”

    Really? 4 yds. That changes evrything. Are you serious? 4yds. Wow…

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

  19. PKRBKR Said,

    If Favre wasn’t wearing Purple I would have thought it was 2007. Hope the ‘queens “fans” enjoyed this season, with T-Jack and Sage battling for starting QB next year :)

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

  20. Doug Said,

    Does Va-J-J need some salve or something? It’s not like the Vikes have a long history of sucking when it mattered most. Oh wait. Wasn’t it the very first missed FG of the season that sent the Falcons to the SB over the Vikes? And let’s not forget Dallas a friggin’ generation ago. And the pushout that gave the Cards the win over the Vikes and gave the Division to the Pach on Week 17. And… well… Vikings suck. They may do better in Los Angeles though. You know, because of their stadium conflict and all.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

  21. IronMan Said,

    I hope people respect me as being objective throughout the whole Favre thing. I don’t hate anyone. I call it like it is. And Favre Choked. Period.

    [Reply]

    Alex Tallitsch

    Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Reply:

    I have to admit IronMan having known you for so long, and how big of a Favre fan you were, that you are probably the most objective fan out there.

    You are right, he choked just like we watched over and over again for years. But, you have to admit it was fun watching it.

    You are the only guy I know who can still separate the two, so that’s impressive. Not as impressive as that bikini girl picture though.

    [Reply]

    IronMan

    IronMan Reply:

    It was a lot less stressful to watch that’s for sure. And yeah, the Bikini Girls pretty much kick ass.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

  22. Bryce Said,

    Wait, this just in, Favre just retired.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

  23. Bryce Said,

    Oh wait, he came back again.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

  24. Bryce Said,

    Oh, no, nope, now he says he’s going to wait until training camp is over and then he’ll decide.

    [Reply]

    Alex Tallitsch

    Alex
    Twitter: packerslounge

    Reply:

    Now he wants a trade.

    [Reply]

    Bryce

    Bryce Reply:

    Haha. No, he doesn’t just want it, he demands it.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:46 pm

  25. IronMan Said,

    Favre wants to sign with the Lions, so he can stick it to the Vikings.

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    LOL, NICE!

    [Reply]

    jeremiah

    jeremiah Reply:

    i just laughed out loud. that is awesome. this has been a funny read, i must continue…

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 at 11:51 pm

  26. FITZCORE1252 Said,

    FYI – Pack 66 on CHTV is Jeremiahs Jockstrap on Packerslounge! You can change your ID, but you can’t hide… SCRUUUUB! AAAAHAHA

    GBP 4 LIFE

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 12:03 am

  27. smlutz Said,

    P@ck66 has been a douche for a very long time, and will continue to be a douche. People remember you P@ck66, you and your rather odd gay love affair you’ve had for Brett Favre all the way back to when packerforum.com was a site worth visiting. Grow up buddy…

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 12:11 am

  28. IronMan Said,

    We need to get Jeremiahs Johnson on Around the Lounge.

    [Reply]

    FITZCORE1252

    FITZCORE1252 Reply:

    Must see TV.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 12:23 am

  29. Jeremiah's Johnson Said,

    Viking fans aren’t bitter, pathetic, jerkoffs….like you guys are.

    They realize this was a team loss.

    You don’t fumble the ball 6 times, you win the game.

    Favre didn’t choke either, a-hole.

    He made a bad decision and didn’t have enuff zip on the ball because he was smack around all game and was exhausted. It happens.

    But the Vikings had that game won, but the TEAM choked on cock….JUST LIKE THE PACKER TEAM (AND COACHES) DID IN THE NFCCG AGAINST THE GIANTS…

    HAVE FUN NEVER MAKING IT AS FAR AS THE VIKES DID LAST NIGHT WITH ERIN RODGERS AND TEDDY-BOY, THE GAY WONDER…

    It’s because of aszholes like you guys why I can’t be a Packer fan, anymore….

    [Reply]

    Erik

    Erik Reply:

    I think I’m starting to understand this kid. He loves the attention. He loves that we’re all here pointing and laughing at him, that has to be the reason he came here almost the moment Heartly kicked that field goal. He wants to be showered with attention. His brain has long lost the ability to distinguish, or care, about the difference between negative and positive attention.

    Most likely because he sucks too much to ever get positive attention. He can’t go to a Vikings site and be the center of attention because he has nothing worthwhile to say. His opinions are, at best, recycled, and at worst inane and hateful. He’s got nothing to contribute and so he just fades into the background noise.

    But at Packers Lounge he is a god among men in his mind, everyone pays attention to what he says. Never mind we think he’s a homophobic piece of crap that knows virtually nothing of the sport he claims to love and the teams he claims to watch. He just knows we’ll laugh and point and look at him.

    And that’s all this poor failure of boy wants at this point in his life. Attention.

    [Reply]

    Bryce

    Bryce Reply:

    Good psychoanalysis Erik, I have to concur.

    [Reply]

    Erik

    Erik Reply:

    Thanks, Bryce. But I’m starting to doubt myself in that I don’t think anyone this crazy and stupid exists. I think it might be Alex doing his best Favre-first homer impression for our entertainment <.<

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    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 5:47 am

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  31. tuck Said,

    Hahaha this is great stuff! I feel vindicated.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 8:23 am

  32. Franklin Hillside Said,

    I think the homophobic slurs really make his arguments work. I totally believe him now.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 9:38 am

  33. RonLC Said,

    Daddy, why are ViQueen fans always so vile, disgusting, moronic, foul mouthed, stupid Pigs? ” I don’t know Virginia, it must be something to do with the foul air they breath in the Dumpty Dome.”

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  34. West TX Cheesehead Said,

    As well as Brent played at times during the season and throughout some of that game I thought there was a pretty good chance that he’d finally make it to one more Super Bowl, as the game played itself out (the Saints did not play well, but it’s hard to lose when you get turnover after turnover handed to you) but he just can’t help himself I guess. It’s a pretty basic rule for QBs (not that he’s ever cared) DON’T THROW LATE OVER THE MIDDLE. Damn! I’m glad it wasn’t in a Packers uniform this time!

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 6:31 pm

  35. packerhq.net Said,

    Alex IP ban his sorry ass….good grief !

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    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

  36. jeremiah Said,

    oh that whole thing was so fantastic. every moment of that game, seeing the most prolific choking team, led by the most prolific choking QB scre it up time after time after time.

    and now getting to revel in the pain and anguish, and clear self-hatred in SOMEONES posts and of vikings fans around the nation…oh it;s almost too much excitement.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 8:52 pm

  37. Max Said,

    It’s been fun. Favre sucks. The Vikings are pathetic. And Jared Allen smells like big foots dick.

    [Reply]

    Posted on January 28th, 2010 at 11:24 am

  38. vikesrule Said,

    Max: .. And Jared Allen smells like big foots dick.

    Hmmm….interesting that you are so intimately familiar with the aroma of Big Foot’s johnson.

    Alex, you have some serious writing skills my cheesehead amigo, but your preoccupation with the Vikings makes one ponder…..does Alex really harbor a deep seated desire to be a Vikings fan?
    It is understandable, wanting to be a fan of the NFCN champs vs a fan of the NFCN 2nd place team….a.k.a. the 1st losers.

    Just give me a shout, and I will be more that happy to assist you in this most noble endeavor.

    :)

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    Posted on January 30th, 2010 at 4:37 am

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